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Matthew Jakubowski is a fiction writer, essayist, and literary critic. He was born in Virginia, grew up in Germany, Australia, and around the U.S., and now lives in West Philadelphia. His short fiction is forthcoming from The Brooklyn Rail, and is available online in places like Corium, decomP, 3:AM Magazine, and Minor Literature[s]. He tweets @matt_jakubowski.